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Showing posts with label Christmas. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 22, 2021

Jest' Fore Christmas

 


Father calls me William, sister calls me Will,
Mother calls me Willie, but the fellers call me Bill!
Mighty glad I ain't a girl - ruther be a boy,
Without them sashes, curls, an' things that's worn by Fauntleroy!
Love to chawnk green apples an' go swimmin' in the lake -
Hate to take the castor-ile they give for bellyache!
'Most all the time, the whole year round, there ain't no flies on me,
But jest 'fore Christmas I'm as good as I kin be!

Got a yeller dog named Sport, sick him on the cat;
First thing she knows she doesn't know where she is at!
Got a clipper  sled, an' when us kids goes out to slide,
'Long comes the grocery cart, an' we all hook a ride!
But sometimes when the grocery man is worrited an' cross,
He reaches at us with his whip, an' larrups up his hoss,
An' then I laff an' holler, "Oh, ye never teched me!"
But jest 'fore Christmas I'm as good as I kin be!

Gran'ma says she hopes that when I git to be a man,
I'll be a missionarer like her oldest brother, Dan,
As was et up by the cannibuls that lives in Ceylon's Isle,
Where every prospeck pleases, an' only man is vile!
But gran'ma she has never been to see a Wild West show,
Nor read the Life of Daniel Boone, or else I guess she'd know
That Buff'lo Bill an' cow-boys is good enough for me!
Excep' jest 'fore Christmas, when I'm good as I kin be!

And then old Sport he hangs around, so solemn-like an' still,
His eyes they seem a-sayin': "What's the matter, little Bill?"
The old cat sneaks down off her perch an' wonders what's become
Of them two enemies of hern that used to make things hum!
But I am so perlite an' 'tend so earnestly to biz,
That mother says to father: "How improved our Willie is!"
But father, havin' been a boy hisself, suspicions me
When, jest 'fore Christmas, I'm as good as I kin be!

For Christmas, with its lots an' lots of candies, cakes, an' toys,
Was made, they say, for proper kids an' not for naughty boys;
So wash yer face an' bresh yer hair, an' mind yer p's and q's,
An' don't bust out yer pantaloons, and don't wear out yer shoes;
Say "Yessum" to the ladies, an' "Yessur" to the men,
An' when they's company, don't pass yer plate for pie again;
But, thinkin' of the things yer'd like to see upon that tree,
Jest 'fore Christmas be as good as yer kin be!


Eugene Field

Born September 3' 1850

Died November 4, 1895

Monday, November 26, 2018

Sleigh Ride: from the collection, "Letter to Jeannie."


What a beautiful Christmas Eve here in Vermont, as the last rays of twilight disappear over the horizon, there is a fresh blanket of snow covering the landscape, but the front has moved though, the skies are clear and the moon full.
I prepare the horses, Frank and Sport, with their finest Christmas harnesses, the ones with the bells. Frank is a fine animal, though stubborn to his core, he stands nineteen hands high, a red beast, with a black mane, tail, boots and eyes. He puts up a bit of a fight as I dress him out and ready him for the sleigh, and the steam from his breath rises up around me as I back him into position, and he lurches his head a bit and neighs in protest.
But Sport, she gives me no fuss, she’s not as big Frank, but smart, and Frank loves her, and will follow her anywhere she goes. Sport’s a palomino, bay with a golden mane and tail, with clear, soft brown eyes. She rests her head on my shoulder as I affix her harness to the draw-bar. Together they make a fine team, Frank to pull the load, and Sport to lead him where he needs to go.
The sleigh is small, green with gold and red trim, and I have polished the runners, so she glides through the snow, like a skater on ice. It has room for only two in the seat, which suits me fine, for I intend to take my best girl, the most beautiful creature in all of Vermont, for a sleigh ride.

Yes, the girl of my dreams is the sweetest girl, of all the girls I know, the gold of her hair, and the blue of her eyes, are a blend of the western skies, and the cream of her skin, and the rouge of her lips are known to have set my soul a fire. Yes, I am dressed in my best, with my beaver coat and felt hat, for tonight, I intend to steal a kiss, from this most lovely lass.
When I knock on her door, she opens it and I ask, “Miss Jeannie, would like to go for a sleigh ride?”
She looks at me sternly, and closing one eye, says, “I think not! You’re a bit old for me,” half kidding, and half wondering.
Yes ma’am, I know, but I cherish your company so, and it is enough… Please.”
Then turning her head away, she blushes a bit, and coyly holds out her hand, and I take this tiny hand in mine, kiss it, and squeeze it gently, and she turns back, looking me square in the eyes and smiling says, “I’d love too.”
Donning her finest rabbit coat and Russian beaver hat, we walk out to the sleigh where Frank and Sport await.




Still holding her hand, I help her into the sleigh, giving her bottom a little pop, looking back; she gives me a glare, and then a mischievous smile, and settles onto the seat.
As I climb up, she looks at me with her soft blue eyes and then looks down and says, “You are going to behave,” then again looking me in the eyes, continues,” are you not?”



Smiling with a wide grin, I reply, “Yes ma’am. I’ll behave.”
I pick up the reins, giving them a snap, and with a jing, jing jingle, and a yank, we are off into the beautiful Vermont countryside. It doesn’t take long and the horses settle into an even stride giving the sleigh a steady rock and the bells take up a rhythm.
As we glide down the lane in the cold, still, night air, the aroma of pine, mixed with the burning of oak and walnut linger in the air, as the smoke from the chimneys rise slowly into the sky. Each of the houses has the twinkling of a Christmas tree in the window, celebrating the birth of our Lord.




The hardwoods stand stark and bare against the snowy landscape, while the evergreens bravely stand against the winter, decked out in all their finery. The dark rocky hillsides contrast the white of the snow, and the river, frozen, runs like a ribbon of satin through the rolling countryside.
I bravely take the reins into my left hand and put my arm around this most lovely creature, and pull her to me, and she in turn snuggles close. A feeling of calm and completeness comes over me, and I have to marvel over the power of this simple girl and the joy and peace she brings to my soul. Surly a creature made by the hand of God, and my soul fills to overflowing, and I begin to laugh, and she looks strangely at me, smiling and giggles, her eyes gleaming in the moonlight with her golden hair bouncing to the rhythm of the bells.





Gliding along the lane, the joy of children’s voices rise over the sound of the bells, for they are gathered outside one of the houses singing carols.

So slowing the pace a bit, we listen.





And their voices fad as we continue down the snow covered lane, we approach Sonora creek, Jeannie shivers a bit and looks at me and as we enter the darkness of the covered bridge, her arms slide in around my waist and she hugs me as the blackness envelops us and sighs with relief, as we exit the other side.



Then with the moonlight bathing us again, she relaxes a bit and looks up at me and for a moment, I see the moon in her eyes and then she says, “I got a bit of a chill.”

Startled, because I was lost in her soft glowing eyes, I reply, “Yes ma’am,” and then winking, “a chill.” I smile.
She smiles softly, putting her head against my shoulder, and on down the lane we go. After a brief while, she begins to elbow me in side and says, “I want to hear those bells rattle!” and giving me a wide grin, “can’t this crate go any faster!”
With that, I give the reins a snap and holler, “Getty up Frank - Sport! Heeeuaaa!!” And with that we are off as the horses pick up their pace and come into a full trot, Jeannie is thrown back in her seat a bit, squealing with glee, her hair flies in the wind as the bells begin to sing.






After a good sprint down the ribbon of snow we come into town, which is a buzz with the sights and sounds of Christmas. All the gas lamps are lit, and many of the homes have candles burning in the windows for their guest. In the town square, there is a huge spruce, decorated for the season. The sidewalks are filled with people in their holiday finery looking in the shop windows and collecting what they need for the big day.




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Bringing Frank and Sport to the curb the sleigh comes to a stop. I help Jeannie from her perch, and taking her arm, we walk about the square among the twinkling lights, looking in the windows of the various shops.
As we walk along, I become aware of some children playing in the park, the boys are throwing snowballs at each other, and there are three young girls trying to roll up some snow. Then I see Jeannie taking notice, and I see the glow in her eyes, her hands come together before her and she rises on her toes, and her eyes twinkle, “Those girls are trying to build a snowman.” She says, as though they need help. (In my selfish thoughts, I had brought Jeannie here to walk the square with her, to be seen with her, for she is a beautiful girl, and though I love her, I long to be seen with her as well, but…. Alas, she is young, with much girl still stirring in her soul, and she knows not, she is being displayed, nor does she care…She longs to build a snowman…)
Then let’s give them some help.” I reply.
Yesss…!!!” she says sounding pleased, and like a shot, she is off to the park, with me in close pursuit….
Running up to the girls struggling with the big snowball, “What’re you girls doing?”
We’re making a snowman.” The girls answer.
Can I help?” she continues.
Yea… But he can’t…” they chime in pointing at me, “the boys are mean, tell him to go play with the boys.” The girls agree, with their rules.
Spinning around to me, “Go play with the boys Georgie.” Jeannie says with folded hands, “Pleassseee.”
Well Rats!” I reply a little disappointed, “Okay.” I say giving her a wink, what the hell, so I wonder off towards a bench there in the park. Brushing away the snow, I have a seat, and watch this wondrous creature of mine as she and her new found friends make a snowman. I notice, that Jeannie, being the oldest, gently took charge and in no time, they were rolling up their second ball of snow, and they were laughing and giggling, brief moments of throwing snow at one another, but otherwise working on their common goal.



Smack!!!! (?) I get nailed by a snowball??? I Look around and see a group of boys, grinning at me, each one with a snowball in their hand. I mumble….with increasing volume, ”You realize, this means war…!” and I hop over the back of the bench, as they pelt me with their ammo, but I’m fast and they miss. I quickly set to the task of making snowballs and defending myself. So the battle is on, I’d stand and set one to flying, and then duck the incoming. I was out numbered, but stood my ground, hitting my target far more often than they hitting me, thinking I was ahead bit, I started laughing… but laughing ain’t fighting, and they begin to close in on me, trying to cover my flanks, I’m steadying throwing, nailing one boy after the other, but laughing just the same… Soon they close in, nailing me with one snowball after the other, so ducking down, the incoming increasing numbers and soon I am sitting in a pile of snow, covered in snow, surrounded by my adversaries, being pummeled with snow … The boys are laughing and piling the snow on, as I sit quiet, letting the white drift pile up on me, letting them think they have won.
Soon, they have encircled me, just standing there, wondering what has become of me, who was laughing and fighting so nobility just moments ago and now quiet, and appearing to be no more than a drift. As I peek out thru the crystals, I can see the puzzle on their faces, as they ponder what has happened, and then beyond them, I see Jeannie and the girls have taken notice, and are closing in on the boys, now with their backs turned, each one armed with a big fat snowball.
Grrrrrrrrrrr………!!!!!!!!!” I call out in a loud angry tone as I rise up in a turning motion, like a great phoenix, setting snow flying in every direction, the boys in their surprize, turn to run and are pelted by balls of snow flying in from the rear, as the girls squeal in glee. When the commotion is over… The boys are gone, having fled in every direction, Jeannie and her friends were on their backs in the snow laughing, and I just stood there like a monolith.
But then beyond the girls I see a Snowman. Between the four of them, a fine snowman had been brought to life, to live briefly, but to live…just the same.


So…what’s his name?” I ask as I walk over to have a look. He was really quite handsome, made of three good size snowballs, neatly piled one on the other, his arms were made of sticks, and his coat buttons, eyes and mouth were made of coal, with a carrot for his nose. One of the girls, Veronica, had taken her orange stocking hat and scarf and put it on the man.

I don’t know? We haven’t named him yet.” They seem to chime in together… “What shall be his name?”
How do you know it’s a man?” Veronica speaks up.
We are four girls? Why would we build another girl? It’s a man.” Jeannie says…
Boys build snowmen?” Veronica agues, “So girls build..?? Snow-girls!”
Boys build armies, girls build families.” Jeannie replies…
Hummmm…..” Veronica is thinking, and she scratches her head, Jeannie notices that her hat is gone, on the snowman, and Veronica folds her arms with the cold.
Then Jeannie speaks up, “It’s Veronica hat and scarf on the snowman, it can be whatever she wants.”
He’s a man, and his name is ‘Lucky.’” Veronica announces, and they all smile and hug, I just have to smile…
Come on Jeannie, we got to get going.” Realizing how late it is getting to be. Jeannie turns and looks at Veronica, smiles, and takes the beaver skinned hat off her head, and puts it on Veronica, and then comes to me. “What about your hat, Jeannie?”
What hat?”
Yes ma’am, well let’s go.” And we climb into the sleigh behind Frank and Sport, and with a whistle, we are gliding on through town.





Then as we come to Farmers Gray’s home, there seems to be a bit of a commotion, and we pull in to see what’s up.


We pull up to the little country Church, and secure the horses and go in.





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With services over we return to the sleigh, giving the reins a snap and shouting to the horses we head home at a brisk pace. Jeannie is laughing and squealing with glee as the bells once again sing out.


We arrive, and Jeannie invites me in to have a bit of hot coca and sit by the fire, she snuggles close and puts her head on my shoulder, and I am just lost there in her company, gazing into the fire, with thoughts of only her.

She turns to me and says, “Tell me a story, Georgie, you know the one.”


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Your eyes grow wide and you mouth drops open as you exclaim!!! “Georgie!!! What the Hell!! That’s not it!!!”
Well, I thought you were old enough to hear the real version.” I reply, with my famous mischievous smile.




Your eyes narrow and I can see daggers in them, “You are so mean…you are…!!! I’m going to real version your ass!!!” and you pounce on me, tickling me, and we wiggle and squirm about a bit, just enjoying one another's presents.
Now tell it right!!!”
My lower lip comes out, and I wink at you… “Okay.”


Again, we snuggle by the fire.


I lightly grab the back of her hair, and turn her head to steal that kiss, and she struggles, stands, and says firmly, “I think you should be going, Mr. Nichols, it’s getting late,” and she walks me to the door, and there in the threshold hangs a prig of mistletoe.
Standing under it, I say, “Miss Jeannie, I had a wonderful evening, and…. Well…Ahhh… I love you.”
She looks me square in the eyes, and in the most discerning manner, declares, "Watch out, Mr. Nichols, the perv in you is beginning to show."  Then looking down a moment, and blushing, looks back at me, and her eyes soften in the moonlight, and studying my fallen face carefully, she continues, “Why…..? I do believe you do.” And then with a sigh, says, “Now kiss me, and go home.” And she reaches up to me, closing her eyes, offering her lips, as she slowly rises on her toes….I pick her up into my arms, and for a few moments, my life seems to be…where it is going… as I kissed her, and then… the moment gone.
She then closed the door on me, what a strange wondrous creature she is? I sprang to the sleigh, and to my team gave a whistle, and away we all flew, like the down of a thistle, my heart soaring high feeling much like:



Merry Christmas 
Sleep well.
Love
Wolfie



Wednesday, December 24, 2014

Santa Claus



Well, once again Christmas is just around the corner, let’s see, this will be number Sixty-one for me. Funny, but Santa Claus doesn’t bring me anything anymore, and hasn’t in a long time.

Did you ever believe in Santa Claus?   What a lie, huh? And to tell little kids, and lead them to believe such things.… Ever wonder why we do that? I bet most people couldn’t tell ya today.

My daddy lied to me all the time, it was terrible… And every now and then, mama would tell a whopper! I use to wonder, why in the hell would they lie to me? I mean? I’m their kid!

Now don’t get me wrong. They loved me. There was never any doubt of it. I knew that. It showed. They took good care of me, put clothes on me, educated me, and for a big part, did so themselves. So, why would they lie to me so damn much?

It took me awhile, but I finally figured it out…  Santa Claus.

Santa Claus is the first Big Lie… And you as the child, using information you gather, are left to figure otherwise. They are simply teaching you to 'think for yourself.'  And the myth of Santa Claus is a good foundation for critical thinking.

Another important lesson, is teaching the ability to challenge authority (the parents) when the child draws a conclusion.

Notice there is no reward when the child figures it out, but nor is there a punishment. Thinking for yourself… is its own reward. ©




George Henry Nichols 

Flip a Switch Christmas...




“What are the single most important words in the Bible?” What’s your answer??? Ever thought about it??? There’s an interesting man… Dennis Prager, who gave a most intriguing answer, and then backed it up with a good argument,  


Genesis I-I “In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth,” To Quote Dennis Prager, “If this isn’t true, then nothing else matters. This is the very foundation of what we believe.” (?)


Therefore the single most important date in all of history… Is when this God, who created the heavens and the earth, became a Man and dwelt among us... Duhhhh….  

Now I admit, it’s not the most important feast in the Church… That would be Easter… But Christmas is the most important date in history….

And we as modern Americans, how do we celebrate it???  “With a Flip a Switch Christmas” ©


We pull the non-flammable fake tree out of the attic, spray it with Christmas smell, stick it in its spot, hang its decorations on it and plug that sucker in… Along with the tree, we drag the rest of the Christmas shit out of the attic and hang the wreath on the door, plug it in, hang the lights on the house, plug them in… Put the Christmas tablecloth, center piece and assorted Christmas crap on the table. Then stand back, flip a switch and wa-la it Christmas… Fa-la-la and the whole works…

We watch an Andy Williams Christmas, We watch a Charlie Brown Christmas… A Grinch Stole Christmas….on and on and poor ole Morley was dead as a doornail….

We buy a shit load of a crap, give it to each other…. Go to each others parties… piss and moan about our lives and speak of Christmas Cheer… And feel all warm and fussy and Christmassy Ahhhhh…..

We sit around in our easy chairs, with a beer in one hand, turkey leg in the other, a 60’ Flat Screen deluxe HD 4-on-the-floor type Boob Tube… (ya know there’s a reason they call it that).  And bitch about paying too damn many taxes, supporting too many freeloaders, Them sons-of-bitches better not try and take my guns, ya know they shouldn’t be aborting all them babies. Damn money ain’t any good anymore, I just need to win the lottery, are all these people stupid??? Damn schools don’t teach anything anymore…. And the Media is so full of shit…

And I bet you think you’re one of the good guys too, I vote republican, I tote a gun, and I’m for the constitution. Oh…

All the hoop-la that goes on this time of year, all the going into debt to buy a mountain of crap that nobody wants, and the parties and the patting each other on the back and telling ourselves how great we are… Wishing each other happy holiday or Merry Christmas, depending on who they are? And what they believe?

And so we celebrate the single most importance date in history by flipping a few switches and saying… “it’s Christmas”…ta-daaaa ” Happy I know its somebody’s birthday.  (?) Let me at the cake…”

Whatever this glaring display of lights and wan-ton blaring of music.… is????

What ever all this is???

It ain’t Christmas… ©


George Henry Nichols